Five Tips for the New Father

Baby Razz watching me multi-task.

1.     Become the Ultimate Multi-Tasker – If you aren’t already someone who can do more than one thing at the same time, figure it out.  Being able to have a load of laundry washing, while your washing bottles and cooking a quick dinner all while you talk to your family on the phone is crucial.  I haven’t mastered it just yet, but I’m getting much better than I was two weeks ago.  I find a Bluetooth headset to be an essential part of making multi-tasking easier, click here for some reviews.  Being able to focus is key, too.  Prioritize your to do list and your life will be much easier.  If you don’t have a to do list, get one.

2.     Laundry (Learn It, Live It, Love It) – You may have never washed a load of towels in your life.  Folding might seem like learning Russian to you, but I would suggest learning it.  Since our return from the hospital I feel that our washer and dryer have run non-stop.  There are many things worse than washing and folding clothes.  It will make your life easier because it’s one less thing your wife has to do, and she will appreciate your efforts.  If she doesn't, well my friend, you have bigger problems.

3.     When Baby Sleeps, You Sleep – Even if it’s a 20 minute nap, when the baby decides to take his or her nap, take yours.  Your body will greatly appreciate you later.  It took me 10 days to learn this, but I’ve finally taken it to heart.

4.     Remember that Can’t Miss Game? – The National Championship is on?  Big deal.  Your alma mater is playing Duke in basketball? Catch the highlights on ESPN.  That’s what ESPN News is for.  Sure, it’s not as fun and you may have missed the controversial call that was a huge momentum swing in the game, but you have bigger fish to fry.



5.   Imitate a NASCAR Pit Crew – When it is diaper change time, you want to make certain that you get everything clean down there for baby.  You would want the same done for you.  But, when the bottom meets the changing pad, you want to be quick and efficient.  Get it off, get it changed, get a fresh one back on.  Failure to do so will result in a load of laundry.  Baby’s body has a tough time regulating their own temperature very well.  When cold air meets warm body part, it usually results in uncontrollable urination.  Really not fun to deal with.  Really, really not fun when you have to wash the changing pad cover, the onesie and sleep sack the child was in.  Be quick about it, everyone will appreciate it in the end.